[General]
Name|Derek

[Dialogues]
0|Hey, how's it going buddy?
0.1|Hey buddy, glad you could make it!  Just a fair bit of warning, my friends are a little... should I say, eccentric?  They're cool though.  Make yourself at home and introduce yourself around.
0.2|Come on, Derek, be a fucking man abou--Oh, shit man. Sorry, my head's been all over the place lately. 
1|I'd steer clear of Frank if I were you.  It doesn't take much to set him off.  But if you're really looking to win him over, try convincing him that you're on his side.
2|Did you check the fridge?  That's the most obvious place it would be to me.
3|Whoa, sorry buddy.  You need to leave me out of this one.  If Madison knew I had any part of that she'd kill me.  Maybe you should just give it back to her.  I mean, you start off breaking into phones, and next thing you know you're selling meth, robbing banks, and burning down orphanages.  It's a slippery slope.
4|Dude what the fuck.  I invite you to my friend's party and you're going through her shit?  There better be a good reason for this...
5|I'm not buying it dude.  You're on your own on this one.
6|Well why didn't you just say that in the first place?  It's gotta be in her closet safe.  I know Madison writes down her passcode to it because she changes it all the time.  I would check around in her room for clues.
7|Oh yeah?  You and Kat?  I never thought anybody would be able to break through that wall of ice.  Nice job, buddy!  Well, she's glued to that phone.  If you could somehow mess with her phone reception, maybe she'd pick another place to hang out.
8|Chill buddy.  There's a faucet right there.  I'm sure you can find something to fill with water...
8.1|Chill buddy.  There's a faucet in the kitchen--you know, like most every kitchen.  I'm sure you can find something to fill with water...
9|Oh what the fuck dude!  These are my friends!  Have some respect!  Though nice job on the manscaping...
10|Oh come on bro.  That's not even funny!  Fuck, I hope I have a change of pants in the car...
11|The only booze I know of here is with Frank.  Maybe you should talk to him and see if you can work something out.
12|Hmm.  Have you tried giving her a gift?  Women love unexpected presents.
13|Well I happen to know that Ashley's a bit of a stoner.  I'm guessing that's the key to getting in with her.
14|Dude, we just fucking talked about this.  Don't you think I'd mention it if I had some?
15|Whoa, slow down there buddy!  Everybody knows that Ashley hates the color red!  I wouldn't do that if I were trying to get on her good side.  Though a flower is a good idea...  maybe if it were a different color?
16|Well I happen to know that Stephanie's parents are loaded.  If anybody has $50.00 around here, it's probably her.  Maybe you should talk to her and help her out if she needs anything...
17|What the fuck dude!  What did I tell you about talking to me about this kind of shit.  I don't wanna know!
18|God dammit.  Ok fine.  If I really have to indulge this conversation...  I find that when I have a little bit to drink, my um... endurance takes a hit.  Maybe you should have a couple of drinks and relax.  Just be sure not to get completely plastered, otherwise you'll be useless.
19|Hey calm down now!  Yeah I know Frank can be an asshole, but violence should always be the last resort.  I'm sure whatever it is you can work out it amicably.  I'd have to have a really good reason to throw a punch at him.
20|Well I just find that funny.  It takes a lot to get me triggered, but there is a line.  Frank just hasn't crossed it yet.
21|Amy's the best.  I had a few classes with her last semester.  She's obsessed with that band, Panic at the Disco.  She freaks out anytime anybody even mentions them.
22|Thanks for coming buddy!  I'm actually really glad you came.  It's been a rough week.  I was looking forward to hanging with you.
23|Ah it's not worth getting into right now.  Let's just relax and enjoy ourselves.
24|Ah I figured you'd hear it through the grapevine eventually.  I should have just told you myself.  I appreciate your concern though.  If I find the guy that sold him that meth, I'm gonna lose my shit.
24.1| I guess you don't watch the news. It's Maurice, he got caught with fucking meth, dude. Can you believe that shit? It's almost unreal. You know my little brother--he doesn't fuck with that shit, or so I thought. I'm gonna fucking kill whoever sold to him, whoever got him involved in that nasty poison. 
25|What the fuck?  That doesn't even make any sense.  He's straight edge!  I think I need to have a word with him.
26|Frank.  What the fuck?  You're the one who sold that shit to my little brother?
27|Fuck you Frank!  I'm way too angry to consider that my brother is responsible for his own actions or to listen to reason right now.  You're going down, asshole!
28|Sorry buddy.  I know you wanted me to kick Frank's ass.  I wanted to kick his ass too, but that mother fucker is jacked.  Maybe if I had a little help, I could pull it off...
29|Fuck yeah baby!  That's what I'm talking about.  Let him know I'm ready!  Frank's going down!
30|Whoa, are you ok buddy?  You don't look so good.  Why don't you go sit down for a bit, and lay off the drinking or I'm gonna end up having to call you an ambulance.
31|Oh come on dude!  I didn't invite you here so you can make an ass of yourself!  What the fuck are you on!  Cut it the fuck out man!
32|Holy shit!  I'll just let you two be.  Fuck man, we really need to get together sometime and discuss how you manscape like that.  I've been trying to get that look for years.
33|Oh hell no.  What the fuck is wrong with you?  I invite you to this party and you walk around and steal shit?  I thought we were friends man, but you leave me no choice here...
34|Sorry buddy.  I didn't bring any with me.  Maybe you should ask Frank or Patrick.
35|Probably bi is more like it.  He's had a crush on Kat for as long as I can remember.  But I see the way he looks at my ass too.  Why do you ask?
36|It sounds like Frank is confused about the situation.  Unless of course, you actually are interested in Frank?
37|What the fuck!  Amy's one of my closest friends.  How dare you disrespect her like that!  You're about to get fucked up!
38|Well in that case, it sounds like you need to be truthful about your feelings.
39|I see your point.  That would be an unusual scenario.  Anyway, it sounds like you need to clear up this misunderstanding with Frank.  He thinks you're gay, so maybe there's a way to convince him that you're not.
40|What the fuck dude?  Why would I do that?  Besides, you know how shy I am about my french fry nipples.  I don't think anybody here wants to see that.
41|A petition?   For me to take my shirt off?  Ok, you've got my attention.  Show me this petition, and maybe we'll talk.
42|Sorry buddy, but that's not enough signatures.  It seems like there are still quite a few people who would feel uncomfortable if I took my shirt off.  Come back to me if you get some more support behind this.
43|Wow.  That many people want me to take my shirt off?  Well, I guess I can't deny the public what it wants.  Here goes baby!
44|Thanks for the heads up, buddy!  I can always make some extra time for Amy.  I'll go find her.
45|Hmm, well I don't see anybody here wearing anything with the flag on it, but people sometimes wear interesting things under their clothes if you catch my drift.  Maybe you'll get lucky and somebody wore some patriotic unmentionables.
46|Why is it that everytime I give you advice, you turn around with some dumb-ass question as if I'm not the one who just gave you the idea?  No, I don't have American flag underwear on.  If I did, I would have told you.
47|Just another day in your life, I assume. What's it got to do with me?
48|I'm not sure I understand the question. Weren't they made for you? Or is something more nefarious afoot?
49|Well, I mean, there's Patrick with that smut site of his...there's Katherine who wields the web like a weapon...and I guess Vickie's always got a need for more nudity. She feeds off nudes like a vampire. They call her Count Twatula. 
50|Shit man, I don't even know if she was invited. I'd ask Rachael about that. They're tight from what I remember.
51|Did you break into Madison's phone and steal pictures, dude? I told you I didn't want to be involved in that.
52|Wh-what? You must be outta your mind, man. Me and Madison, we're just friends. Just friends.
53|Alright, alright, what are you, some kind of Beautiful Mind? How'd you figure that out? Doesn't matter--just keep that info between you and me. Things are kind of awkward between us right now because of it. No, not kinda awkward. Like really, really awkward.
54|I know man, I'm just trying to work up the courage. I thought the alcohol would do the trick but of course, fucking Frank had to ruin that. This really sucks--I want to fix it so bad. As we speak, Madison's hiding out from me because we accidentally made eye contact earlier.
55|You'd do that? Man, you're a true friend. 
55.1|Shit--you're god damn right I am. Alright, for you, I'll try to iron out the whole Madison situation. Though, between you and me, I can't say that it won't end up in the same place as last time, if you know what I mean...But if that's the worst-case...Thanks man, I'll go find her.
55.2|You'd do that? Man, you're a true friend. Alright, for you, I'll try to iron out the whole Madison situation. Though, between you and me, I can't say that it won't end up in the same place as last time, if you know what I mean...But if that's the worst-case...Thanks man, I'll go find her.
56|Did you just, squawk like a bird? 
57|Oh shit, you're just getting me pumped up, hell yeah! GO TOUCANS! BRWAAAAAK! Fly high, brother, I'm doing this. I could use your support--just be outside with me when I approach her. It'll mean a lot to me.
57.1|I'm doing this. But, hey--I could use your support. Just be outside with me when I approach her. It'll mean a lot to me.
58|What's this, like some kind of pump-up tactic? Cause it's working, dude, you're looking good! I'll make sure to honor your devotion to physical fitness by making things right with Mads, hell yeah! Woooo! 
59|Mads, I'm sick of this. Come upstairs and talk to me. 
60|No more apologies. We're great friends, and I'm not saying I want anything more--I know you're not looking for anything more either. But we don't have to be tiptoeing around each other for the rest of the night, or for the rest of our fucking lives! I want to go back to how it was before, but maybe with a bit more. 
61|Benefits. Two big ones. 
62|I fucking promise. Now, let's try this new arrangement out, right here, right now.
63|Dude, what are you--what's everyone doing here?!
63.1|Dude, what are you--what's everyone doing here?! And why's your god damn dick out?!
64|Everybody, get out of here--just, go back downstairs and enjoy the party or something.
65|It's just a lot of things, man. Family stuff mostly, but also some girl friend problems. I mean that as, girl problems and friend problems all bundled into one. Fun fucking stuff. That's about as specific as I'm gonna get right now. Thanks for looking out buddy, but let's leave it. 
65.1|I already told you. It's just a lot of things, man. Family stuff mostly, but also some girl friend problems. Girl slash friend problems. Let's just leave it.
66|Madison...
66.1|Stop, just stop and listen.
67| I'll hurry up, just lemme get my imagination running... Pamela Anderson in that Baywatch swimsuit...The Geico insurance lady making out with my High school Algebra teacher... OPRAH WINFREYYYY. Ahhh...
68|Madison, come on out--everybody's gone now. That was pretty un-fucking-cool, man. I'm starting to wonder why I invited you to this party.
68.1|Madison, come on out--everybody's gone now.
69| Nah, man. Madison, come on out, baby.
70|I don't wanna talk about it, I don't wanna fight about it, I don't wanna linger on it. You did what you did...and strangely enough, me and Madison are back on speaking terms...plus a little more. So let's leave it.
71|Hey, I'm putting a stop to this right now. You two are about to make a scene, if you haven't noticed.
72|Man, I gotta say, you have been KILLING it with Ashley tonight. Saying all the right things, bringing the party to life, I'm really glad I brought you. You should try to, heh, make your night even better, if you know what I'm saying. With Ashley, you follow?
72.1|Man, I gotta say, you have been KILLING it with Ashley tonight. Saying all the right things, bringing the party to life, I'm really glad I brought you, even though Madison's gonna kill you for pouring beer on her. You should try to, heh, make your night even better, if you know what I'm saying. With Ashley, you follow?
73|Well, from one soldier on the battlefield to another, I wish you luck. At least one of us will be getting some action. My foxhole has been free of invading forces lately.
73.1|Well, from one soldier on the battlefield to another, I wish you luck!
74| Can't talk, if you can't fucking tell.
75|Never. Say that. Again.
76|Steph is...pretty out there. I don't mean that in a bad way, but dude, she's got a taste for whatever gets her fucked up quick. Still, she's real smart about certain things, man. Like, real smart. I'm just worried she's burning brain cells faster than she knows... 
77|Yeah, no problem. Just don't tell her we talked. I'm having some family troubles lately, and I think she's wanting to know more about it.
77.1|Yeah, no problem. Just don't tell her we talked. She knows about my brother's little situation and I really think she's just trying to get a dealer out of it. Ignorant shit--don't do drugs, kids.
78|Yo! You see how Steph stepped up to help Amy? She doesn't even know that chick--pretty cool of her.

[Responses]
c529660c-1e5d-4dd6-82b5-f784f137e4d1|You talking to yourself now? I'm worried about you man.
887b652b-aeac-4b20-b932-8eac37838a55|I'm writing her memoir and I need the info in there.
ed35f8ab-e6a8-4933-a802-c76203e421dc|Um.  Boobs?
79dd10a9-5303-4bcd-9684-2666cdb5cff2|Yeah, you're right.  I'm taking this too far...
97ea63cb-c772-46e4-92ab-41861242297e|Sorry Derek.
222b5e91-26aa-4e5a-a8fb-f3f2c25daf8c|Whoops.
cf31225c-1382-417f-8b83-e751bfdcd6b8|Come on Derek.  It's important.  It's for science?
1e5ae99f-2b3e-4644-9ac0-be2f46a445e1|Thanks Derek!
a7c59077-5b87-4a22-a1e9-f0c5ce784fcf|He called you an ass-licking fart monkey?
6a813128-1dd3-4e3a-9408-cc2eed47c1c0|Yet being the key word...
9abdf597-bbc8-4b87-98c7-3ad8078c6f04|Sounds good buddy.
b1b2011c-70c2-4003-a29e-6cb6dccdb06f|I've known you too long to let this go.
85996060-b611-4b57-b3e6-57faad02b597|If you try to fix things with Madison, I promise to find out what happened with your brother's meth situation.
956c7a02-5ec9-4ea9-bd3e-de0a377519c4|Really shitty, man. Sorry to hear it.
4f56e341-bb00-4884-a125-8a3b10f60380|Maurice, really?!
b76d7bb2-575f-4cf0-be47-4cba9b26f041|I'll just get out of your way.
8a3b789d-3683-418f-bd00-d0b51e635cfe|(Continue)
a3b12584-569e-4349-9fde-d0f9cd930ef6|Holy Shit, It's happening!
fb5805d9-6b4c-4111-9922-881ba786dee6|Hmm, I'll see what I can do...
10521b61-71e4-4601-a4df-8a146dd051c4|Will do!
36270179-c817-4b4f-bd3b-e9fe9c6e0226|Aw fuck...
c9fa0c66-e7c9-4c21-a89e-b0a5dfdd0753|I asked him for a condom and he thought I was coming on to him.
6b402528-a74b-4528-96f5-aa2aabbce9ad|Fuck no, I'm trying to get into Amy's pants.
6adf0bc1-d0d4-4aa0-9b9a-8cac5b5cbc06|Actually, I think I am.  What do I do now?
5d93c94c-dd4c-4cc4-942f-227b002746b5|Me and Frank?  Come on Derek...  What are you smoking?
a32beeed-3cf2-42e9-a6f8-ea6f5b0ee277|Ah shit...
1a05d27f-45b7-4927-9bae-f1a3756c0705|I guess I didn't realize it until I talked to you.  Thanks Derek!
683edb4b-b254-45bc-9f3f-a923ba7cde3a|Thanks for the advice Derek.
693f9011-2a96-4476-8d2e-8b063e41a6ef|Yes they do!  In fact I saw a petition going around!
3c66e6a6-d4df-46aa-8046-37b6c9a4c961|Ah you're right.  Nevermind.  Forget I asked.
24b01fdd-428c-4610-b3df-377c4c136191|I'll get back to you.
c00808a8-6d12-4f4a-a62f-992c38ba358f|Fine Derek.  But I just want to say you're being a baby about this.
21bc42a9-3947-4c55-b177-5975d76a8cdb|Finally!
14f09f55-88c1-48df-b206-759c3523f846|You got it.
62025ea3-9a3b-4813-9241-ad28bde93829|Who could really make use of them?
4b9f3a7a-e3aa-4659-a8f9-525964f67c73|Just thought you'd want to know I'm about to make your girl Madison famous.
202afbf9-71d4-42f1-8ab5-44f3c303cabf|Definitely nefarious.
d1bbc3ac-7090-4410-bf61-16a571aef9c9|I'll see what's up with them. Thanks, Derek. 
788fcdd6-d0f8-4bc5-b229-cbd32dda8eab|Where's Vickie at?
d69aab4c-dc1e-4853-ac85-5699cd87a74c|Just thought you should know.
2030ad9e-a0e0-47b6-b981-f6de5ae2df09|Derek, be straight with me. I know there's more.
cc7966c2-7ea5-490a-a234-928fdc03acba|Alright, alright.
4e011daa-619a-45aa-9444-9704d7052c83|Maybe we'll talk later.
cf865193-7884-4774-88ca-429c90e2eff8|The solution is simple: Make it un-awkward!
9b1714ac-6262-4533-9067-e1625d3926df|If you try to fix things with Madison, I promise to find out what happened with your brother's meth situation.
7158509b-3ec6-4f69-9de6-5f3c6b4b2b7e|You're Derek, man! You fought Frank tonight! You can do anything! 
ea2b5a38-835a-47d2-b070-cba042dad423|Tell me what's holding you back. Is it your brother?
8d08a273-3152-4565-a15a-83395e56413e|You gotta tell me what's got you in such a funk. Usually, you would have dealt with this by now.
ae79ee61-15ea-4dc5-8199-59fc11a625b1|Oh, one sec...BRAWWWKK
ee55d2a6-fd1a-4331-922c-ff4eb5d6848f|Oh, one sec...*Pull off Shirt*
7790793a-ba76-410f-bf65-38f663e2486f|Hell yeah I did! Like our high school mascot!
8ae0d6fe-eaf7-45fc-8b42-a08d7c959017|Anything for you, dude.
fb3e7b51-1bea-4c51-9bc8-eeb8ca339ca0|Let's go, baby!
ed301ad4-c8b7-404f-9360-5794daea46c3|*Listen*
6250cd94-cee5-4575-bde4-a14b77b61345|*Listen*
6274b5cb-9fe8-4acd-ad48-879aaf2cb9ed|*Listen*
f59ea1a6-a9a5-4b32-86ee-92b2fc85d9c4|*Listen*
1d772ba9-9108-466e-9ef4-18e97f84fef1|Derek, sorry, you were collateral damage dude.
7f59d172-16b3-49ca-ae7a-1cde8f545c2a|Fine! Damn.
ed05aacb-f1b9-4d22-9709-33f1e025e078|You got it, Derek.
e9ba0c74-fc37-4b6f-aba3-1b805262d358|*Listen*
930c447f-312d-4ad1-bf96-a7350e215b9e|*Listen*
a258a37b-88ed-4637-8920-80950c550213|*Listen*
52ef7676-1b62-4d52-856b-eaede32915b7|Come on man, it was a little funny.
f3addae0-edb8-4651-9a2c-8c0b660ae18c|Ahh, I see you smiling.
ebb5b466-b0fc-4919-acc0-061d1d705392|*Listen*
d8e6344e-3dcb-436e-b54e-0323783bd1a2|I think you're right. 
8aca1abd-b2d0-4eaa-8386-53a04269149b|What's been eating you up?
863f924e-306b-44d8-90e3-5cca06e0be67|I'll keep you updated, dude.
c4c60b36-3643-49db-854f-c7b800f6fda9|She doesn't know what shes saying. 
16374588-6458-4ce8-a461-eeac65aa0e23|Interesting. Thanks, Derek.
1d8376ee-dd1f-4c39-8e9d-cf0c35e5c769|I can't find any whipped cream for Stephanie.
ebdcc664-6a87-442e-9b6c-6740659ab858|Frank doesn't trust me.
571784a0-1cb7-4890-971b-766361c359ea|I'm trying to break into Madison's phone, but I haven't been able to figure it out.
223028a9-f208-4d9f-823e-3670c4182084|I'm trying to find Madison's diary.  You don't know where she keeps it do you?
35e9374d-3e02-4a54-a7a3-4cda19a0ff08|I need to get Katherine somewhere more private.
79f4dcec-9b11-4c24-8b95-514264c3704f|I desperately need a bottle of water!
5d17cdf1-2445-45f5-9ff0-ae88df3e14bd|Katherine wants me to get her a drink.
ffd68c65-6650-409a-b813-a569faf0ec1c|I need to get on Ashley's good side.  Any suggestions?
7f021507-4338-455b-a683-dce37c9146f9|I'm almost there with Ashley, you got any more info I can use to gain some ground with her?
ed607f87-c21c-40fc-bf0c-b1e4add7bdb1|Hey bud I need some weed.  Did you bring any?
72fba02c-1e4a-4723-aee3-96e7ed37eaad|I found a red flower!  I'm going to give it to Ashley!
c3f896af-62cf-4d1b-8ab5-8b090eae099c|Hey dude, do you know where I can score $50.00?
7d99c085-3f83-445b-9f92-9b384b44228c|I need to figure out how to increase my endurance so I don't cum too quickly.
16327fb1-6206-4ba0-ae58-c9559ac49f4e|I've had enough Derek.  Can you just kick Frank's ass for me?
9b60604e-aa9e-4b2e-8057-d4668d8403a2|What's Amy's deal?  She's kinda cute.
a9090f43-bd05-4e01-8806-134fa0db885f|Thanks for inviting me to the party!
60edfaf4-35e2-4f64-b315-6b82479dd8b7|Rough week?  Is everything ok?
80a8be91-bc8d-400c-b958-eae02eba9e3f|Hey I heard what happened to your brother...
f471cf09-6e02-4ee2-acae-037aa36dbb0f|Frank's the one who sold your brother the meth!
411330a7-e760-4f4e-9fc7-18de0925033f|Patrick's gonna help you beat up Frank!
f3f40228-7dd0-41d5-a5c4-67b733f77cbf|Hey you wouldn't happen to have a condom on you, would you?
38a1c0e4-aa4e-4806-a721-37ddc1277345|Hey Derek, is Frank gay?
39cc7b68-c107-4eaf-8005-1fdaa3fcdd3f|Can you give me your shirt?  It's for something really important.
b4df4a07-3a60-4119-86e2-386938760b1a|Hey Amy said she was looking for you.
ba7255bf-34b5-4654-bf20-ee14e58fe3d0|I need a picture of somebody wearing something with the American flag on it.
33aa3791-8d88-4fe1-b2b3-2093cc25df51|Hey Derek, are you wearing American flag underwear?
212fe830-06dc-42f4-a4ff-588579141465|So say I got my hands on some naked photos of someone...
0d75d218-f63b-4f2b-9661-c570473c469a|You and Madison? Anything ever happen there?
4f9c28c2-3830-4d9a-be73-4c258c2fc365|Test
d46146ad-7720-49a6-99d5-94dd9d88c45f|I need show Ashley how much I'm into her. Any ideas?
bc1bddc9-3051-4c02-9596-f2ed7ac93c96|I wanna keep that smile on Ashley's face. What else can I do to keep her happy?
0d2d82ad-113e-4209-a5cb-f52c265a5639|What can you tell me about Stephanie, the dancing chick?
601186f1-55f1-479d-a2a6-955705abce76|Later Derek.

[Quests]
b5a37b7f-1e3c-4277-9c5d-4179ee359c8d|Talk to Derek
b5a37b7f-1e3c-4277-9c5d-4179ee359c8dDescription|Derek's the only person you know here.  It might make sense to check in with him before you look like some random weirdo who just popped by uninvited.
64850a80-d809-4d4d-8bdb-6aeeb857c6c1|Derek Smash!
64850a80-d809-4d4d-8bdb-6aeeb857c6c1Description|Derek's a big guy.  If I can get him pissed at Frank, I bet he could take him down...
34c0d68f-18f9-4701-a9ac-66e29c3c66d8|Runner Runner
34c0d68f-18f9-4701-a9ac-66e29c3c66d8Description|Derek needs your warm and brotherly support as he tries to mend his relationship with Madison in the backyard. Thing is, you're needed upstairs too. Put on your high-cut neon sprinters shorts because you're about to have to book it.

[Events]
9d61cb5c-d035-47fe-9146-161728735b21|Whoa, that might be my in!  I wonder who I could talk to about scoring some weed though...
35d0fa9e-0dc5-475f-8105-d6c72083d550|That's actually not a bad idea.  I've had my own case of whiskey dick from time to time.  Now I need to find something to drink.  I've already scoured the entire house and gave everything to Frank and Stephanie.  That leaves what's left in Frank's cabinet... Fuck.
324a6b64-aa9c-4554-a05d-b6136f729330|Hmm.  What can I do to get Derek pissed at Frank?
a01e7533-4726-4331-9a38-d9991112e031|Hmm.  Somebody must have the scoop as to what's going on with Derek.  Maybe I should ask around...
4145ac72-e168-48bb-b35d-4e83618f2484|I'm way too horny to try and help Derek out.  I can only think about one thing right now.  Maybe I can convince somebody else to help Derek out...
72b44ad6-499c-49c0-9604-ced881f7910b|Great.  How the fuck am I supposed to convince Frank I'm not gay?
c6af151d-a1fb-4601-adab-8c8ad8c375f7|What the fuck did I just get myself into?  How am I going to pull this one off?
fc1c711d-b515-47a3-9315-edfca68b499f|I know they've hooked up...Hmm, maybe I should see what Ashley has to say.
643af98e-36f9-4e5d-9c42-75053c255af6|How am I gonna be outside with Derek and still make it to the closet? Guess it's time to see if I still have my old highschool agility. Go Toucans!
12c1a55a-fb58-4fe2-bcca-dda06678ddbd|Hmm.  Somebody must have the scoop as to what's going on with Derek.  Maybe I should ask around...
7ed02c41-77c2-4331-987b-1b3086c40a63|Well that wasn't what I expected to happen at all...  Fuck now what?
